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Jack Grealish To Announce He’s Useless In The Next 24 Hours

El Boocho
Sep 11 2015,11:21 am
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Much speculation has taken place in the last few weeks about the future of Aston Villa footballer Jack Grealish. The 20 year old can declare both for England and the Republic of Ireland and has taken since about the birth of Christ to make up his mind. Reports have stated that he has declared for England which have been recently rubbished by his father.

“There is nothing in that report whatsoever,” insisted Kevin Grealish. “No decision has been made by Jack yet. He hasn’t even played much football this season because of injuries.”

Speculation is now rife that Jack’s concern is not about which team he plays for but whether or not he has the skill, talent, or mentality to play for anyone. In all the clubs hes played for he has appeared 55 times and, taking into account he apparently joined Villa when he was six, has scored a dismal five goals. Grealish has been compared to the great John Robertson for the way he glides past players, but with stats like that the only thing he’ll be gliding past in the future are newspaper pages detailing his own footballing failure.

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Tags: Aston Villa, Football

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